Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!
And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
Dude!
It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
Later dude...
And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
Dude!
It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
Later dude...
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When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be
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Get the double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim mug.1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting
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1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."
2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."
2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
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