In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.
"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"
"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
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Get the The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822 mug.Aga was so tempted to spend her loose change on food (£8.45 to be precise) Her quest to be the fluffiest girl in town far outweighed her interest in saving money. Peter reminded her that she was supposed to be a squirreler in 2016 . (Squirreler's don't spend money on food when they've just eaten a meal ten minutes ago) So Pete suggested to Aga that she should in fact "pop in" to her local bank and put the cash in to her savings account.
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Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008
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"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"
(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"
(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
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Get the squirrela squirrelison mug.the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)
"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"
by Jack Hill of number 9 Dowd st October 9, 2009
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Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
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A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
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