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probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
by Becks69 January 9, 2008
mugGet the fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubblemug.

Spunk Nugget

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special
by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017
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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
mugGet the Secret spunkmug.

Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025
mugGet the Spunked upmug.

Spunk

A small bunk. The closest tight-knit bunk in the Maps division that loves and cares for each other so much. Do everything together and don’t have separate cliques within the bunk because they are united. They are iconic for being weird and notorious for their shower parties. Everyone loves how silly they are. They are inseparable and will always be united.
Did you see that spunk had a shower party last night? They are so crazy, but they’re always there for each other. <3
by Azile June 7, 2020
mugGet the Spunkmug.

Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.
There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.
by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018
mugGet the Shits Spunkmug.

Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke
did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk
by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022
mugGet the Choke and spunkmug.

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