Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011

Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble

hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die

by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020

Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.

I'm getting Rectal Spiders! OH JESUS

by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015

spider hole

1. the hole in which pubic hairs grow in clumps often forming a spider like figure, often used for penetration by people animal fetishes.

2.the hole in which the spider shits out webs and eggs.

3.a surrinder.

OH LOOK AT JIMS SPIDER HOLE! ITS A BLOODY NEST!
savanas such a cow she has such a big spider hole!
i want to stick it in her spider hole.

by surgrinder February 19, 2018

Spider Cam

When a man looks thru his finger while catching his wife/girl masturbating trying not to look but not able to look away.

Mike pulled a spider cam as he tried not to watch his wife finish.

by Veranda Gang February 2, 2008

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018