cunting spider

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.

Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.

by MrBooze November 17, 2016

spider elf

An awesome elf on a shelf. He\she is a spider man elf lol. OwO

yo spider elf is Cool!

by Pink bunny rose December 26, 2021

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

Frock-spider

Catholic priest who rapes children. Play on the Australian term of "Rock-spider" eg a child rapist or pedophile

He's been released from jail, but everyone in the church knows he is a Frock-spider

by MsPlasma July 19, 2020

spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

by flayie June 27, 2023

Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

by God among us October 15, 2020