B my L on someones T's

"blowing" your "load" on someones,preferably a womans, "tits"

coined in the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

guy 1: hey lets go bar hopping tonight
guy 2: yea i need to B my L on someones T's.

by superduper98574 May 25, 2008

Eat someone out of house and home

to eat everything that someone has in the house

eat someone out of house and home
The entire football team came over and ate poor Sally out of house and home.

by XDowo August 22, 2017

Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

by jamz buck May 30, 2020

Bringing up someone’s follower count

The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.

“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021

I Want to talk to someone

hey, it will all get better kay? just because u don't see the end doesn't mean there isn't one. talk to someone u trust or someone who u know wont betray u. if u don't have someone, try joining friendly online servers to talk to someone but do be cautious. hug a pillow sometimes if u can't get a hug, it helps a lot. don't hurt yourself, u don't deserve it even if u think u do. u deserve a better time :)

try checking friendly discord servers. ones ik is friendscord

take care, hope u have a better time soon, u matter.

i want to talk to someone too

by It will be better June 4, 2022

How to squeeze someones balls

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male

Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls

by How to squeeze someones balls May 7, 2021

Flipping Someone Off With Your Thumb

It means you want to engage in sexual acts with the person. Instead of only using your middle finger to give someone the bird, adding your thumb let’s said person know you want to get it on with them.

Kyle: *Flips girl off with thumb*
Girl: “He flipped me off with his thumb. He wants to fuck! Flipping someone off with your thumb means they want to do it!”

by smile.dog.exe.1616 November 16, 2020