It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

by whomereallywho March 8, 2009

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.
European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"
by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022

An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing
by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022
