Smoking with your dick

When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.

It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.

Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?

by fuzzy473 October 21, 2009

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

Smoking a Cuban

Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.

"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"

"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"

"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"

by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008

smoking beans

Smoking a bowl of marijuana

"Hold on bro I'm smoking beans"

"I'm so I high I just smoked a bean"

by Jamaleo June 12, 2016

smoking monkey

Refers to a woman's vagina after she has undergone laser hair removal from her pubic region.

Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!

by SFK October 5, 2006

Smoking Music

Music you listen to when you're stoned.
Certain types of music are more enjoyable while high, like reggae and rap, but everyone's preferences are different.

cypress hill, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley - all classic smoking music artists.

by adl;fjioqwerioqwenjkzcxkjv October 16, 2008

smoling

a mix of smiling and loling at the same time, i like to call it smoling

shaun said to sofie: "Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA."
sofie was smoling at this

by coolkid2 October 19, 2009