slippery tube dude

A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.

That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!

by cuckzzzruss May 22, 2018

slippery doo da

a slippery doo da is when you fuck a girl hard in the ass then you eat all her hair on her scalpe until she is bald then you let her shit on your eye lids as you blink her shit gets into your eyes. then she makes out with you while you both have her shit in your moufs. It is also known to be done with dogs,cats,mouse any small woodland animal would work nice. and if you really want to get down you can use a elephant. some people like to kick it up a notch and get knives and cut open there partners insides and have sex with there internal intestines

holy shit bakla gave me the best slippery doo da last night my ass is still bleeding.

by mike March 11, 2004

Slippery hot cakes

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).

"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes

by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006

slippery-do-dog

When one person sticks a wet finger into the anus of another person.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.

Bro #1: Dude, I heard that he just stole your gf!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!

by slipperyday February 14, 2014

Slippery When Wet

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon

'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

slippery high five

Slapping the pussy all sexy like

I gave that chick a slippery high five last night

by barneyisadino May 11, 2017

Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.

Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."

by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020