slay a brown dragon

To take a shit, defecate, poo, empty your bowels.

Can be shortened to 'slay one'

Dude, I need to go slay a brown dragon, I'm about to explode.

Fuck man, I need to slay one.

by Skinzzz September 26, 2006

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

fifty shades of slay

Bomb Asf or flame

Aye you see that guy over there he's fifty shades of slay

by Jlils October 29, 2015

Slaying the Beast

v. To down an entire bottle of an alcoholic beverage of your own choosing. Beast refers to the old Irish way of referring to Alcohol as The Creature. Beast just happens to be a more hardcore animal euphemism, and since downing an entire bottle of alcohol is pretty hardcore...

1. During the 7-month shooting of the movie Animal House, John Belushi slayed more beasts than any frat boy during their entire college careers.

2. Ted: Oh my God! I caught my sexual partner Rosie slaying the beast! NOW I know why she sleeps with me!!!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

penile thot slaying

When you slay a Thot with your penis.

Penile Thot slaying is the only way to slay the Thot!

by Jojo Siwa is cute March 3, 2018

Slaying Mountain Lions

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

by Phillus Green September 4, 2007

Slay the pink dragon

Having sex with a woman who hasn't had sex for a long time, usually by a male but not exclusively. Not related to losing one's virginity; related to satisfying a large appetite that has built up for sex in a previously sexually active woman. Not female masturbation.

Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!

by White Bone January 9, 2011