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rubber skirt 

kaka: theres a weird girl

remi: where

therekaka: rubber skirt
Someone, primarily a male who is heavily controlled by his girlfriend
Dude: Yo bring those cheese fries over here, im starving.
Skirt: Sorry i cant these are for my girlfriend.
Dude: Come on dude, dont be such a skirt.

Dude 1: You going out with us tonight?
Skirt: No, my girlfriends wants me to hang out with her tonight.
Dude 2: What a skirt.
Skirt by hernandorodriguez April 28, 2013
when people in middle school have fake relationships and break up and get back together over and over again yet think they are soulmates and will be together forever
ashlee: those little fuckers broke up again!
abby: IKR! they are so skrat
skrat by plausible_ July 10, 2018

Skirt alert 🚨 

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.
Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.
Skirt alert 🚨 by B-rizzle March 14, 2019
An insult referring to a female who embodies the characteristics of a hippo, forest giraffe or larger sized hairless cat.
Don't be such a stupid skirt.
Skirt by Jebbahnarry May 23, 2006
Calling out a mans manhood and/or general decision making.
Joe: Dan lets go to the bars tonight with all the guys.

Dan: Nah bro. just staying in tonight.

Joe: Stop being a fucking skirt, and lets get drunk!
skirt by Fuckin' Lou February 3, 2010