Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

shitling

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

by Juan scott September 30, 2017

Shifting tin

Sucking a robot’s dick.

I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.

by benjmartin February 3, 2018

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.

*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)

by lolicakes March 12, 2011

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.

If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.

by GPLegend September 18, 2008