shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

shanghai-ed

Verb form of the word shanghai. The process of Shanghai-ing.

I just Shanghai-ed a lady's purse and took all her dough.

by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006

Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

Shanghai

To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.

"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"

by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010

shenglong

Legendary for both his boils and his incredible fuck-upping ability, shenglong is truly a force to be reckoned with.

"You're so ugly, you're shenglong tier"


"OMG! HOW DID YOU MISS THAT? YOU FUCKING SHENGLONG!"

by Master Pain March 11, 2005

Shanghaied

When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.

Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."

by Roy D. Mercer September 30, 2008

shanghai-five

to steal something sneakily

That dude shanghai-fived my lighter!

by dmedine May 13, 2009