blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

shell

1, Something hard, like a mollusk, made out of calcium carbonate, and or calcite or aragonite.
2, A clam.

Look at that shell! It probably has a snail in there..

by Defenation April 24, 2021

Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021

Nut-shell

When you nut off a high place, such as a balcony, onto unsuspecting passer-bys beneath

Jack : " ew what just fell on my head?! bird shit???"
Matt : " no silly, it was a nut-shell"
Jake : " lets stop walking past james simpsons house, he keeps dropping nut-shells on us"

by Kat street March 8, 2022

Poppin a shell

hackin into Sooky Nuts special server

Im poppin a shell on them right meow

by RupThrilla October 20, 2021

Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021