Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.

1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse

Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!

by Anna Odey April 11, 2010

yellow sheet

a criminal record

He had a yellow sheet as long as the yellow streak down his back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2011

hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008

sheet nails

The state of your fingernails(full of lines and ridges) the next morning when you go to bed before your manicure is completely dry.

I have to totally re-do my manicure today - I've got sheet nails.

by stalking_lenny_and_carl March 8, 2009

Sheetul

An exotically beautiful woman who’s mind is as mesmerizing as her eyes. An extremely beautiful woman who’s not interested in any man but her equal. A milf who doesnt have time for anything but the best....typically will only hang around the coolest of people such as that of a greg.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that fine lookin' lady over there?
Guy 2: That one? Trust me, don't bother...she's smart, beautiful, and has a successful career all while being able to please her man.
Guy 1: Ima' go talk to her.
Guy 2: She'll never go for you...she's a real sheetul.

by peach'sboo November 24, 2010

bull sheet metal

an old beat up car that looks like its made of just sheets of metals large enough to have pleasure or satisfy sexual desire in a bull-like fashion between many people.

Lets do it in the bull sheet metal.

by Luckmin June 1, 2010