That's what she said

Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.

Guy 1: "You suck"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"

by Dimestoreman March 2, 2010

She's getting young

When you go so far back in a girl's Facebook pictures that you arrive at the 10th grade yearbook pics.

Dude, it's time to go back to the homepage... she's getting young.

by concordia41 May 17, 2011

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

IF SHE BREATHES

SHES A THOT

“Yo I swear,if she breathes.....”

by ThatOneThug December 10, 2018

She wolf

A female that blatantly flirts with you in a widely obvious manner but only in a social situation that makes it impossible, dangerous or un acceptable for you to engage with her

“Bro I went to Natalie’s parents for Christmas this year, she wouldn’t stop flirting with me right in front of her dad”

“Damn bro what a she wolf “

by Bastycraftard December 7, 2019

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

She'll lick your butt

A term you yell out when a friend/acquaintance has a ugly and/or fat girl talking to or flirting with him. The theory is that she's so ugly and/or fat that she has to step it up and chow some ass to make up for her lack of aesthetics.

Mainly for use in bars/clubs.

I yelled, "She'll lick your butt" when the chick with crooked teeth was talking to my friend.

by CrazyRay March 11, 2005