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pitched slapped

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils
by fuban June 19, 2015
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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring
The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night
by Jack broman June 2, 2016
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Cat slapped

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.
Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.
by Madswagerz January 27, 2017
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Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)
Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!
by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018
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bitched slapped

Kelly: oh chloes standing on the stairs
Jen: she has FOMO
Amber: errr she needs bitched slapped

chloe:.... yous bully me
by marieex October 24, 2018
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L-Shaped stairs

The best thing to come to the sims 4 since being able to BBQ babies
Argh, my house needs needs some improvments. *Makes L-Shaped stairs* WOOHOO PERFECT
by vegandumplings September 8, 2019
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