the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019
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'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'
'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'
'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'
by Danger Russ August 26, 2013
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Get the Sexy hippo mug.1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 November 26, 2007
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1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
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3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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