by Arm pitt britt June 18, 2021
Tom said, “Ouch Andy! You just scratched me with them pinky nails. Get them cut bro!”
Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”
Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”
Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”
Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023
The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
by breadbreadbreadhead May 20, 2024
by TomMchandy January 31, 2024
by TomMchandy January 31, 2024
Hey jan, Yes Karen? can we use the Rusty scissor's after brunch? Yes , but after I die my hair black because im tired of being the Ginger of the scissors joke.
by AlienMintz420 March 26, 2024
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021