Let’s Just Be Strangers

This phrase is a reference to the commonly used phrase “Let’s Just Be Friends”, which is primarily used by women towards men. This counter-framing of the dynamic rejects the “LJBF” frame, and instead asserts that you are not interested in a relationship that excludes romance/sex. It is most effective when it is stated, and immediately followed by total silence, sometimes called “ghosting.” If you do not immediately counter their reframing of your relationship and separate from all contact, you are most certainly guaranteed endless pain and agony as you continue to communicate with someone who is using you on their terms. Their motives are attention and validation, and they are exploiting your romantic feelings and desire for them, with no intention of ever reciprocating. Rather than doing the dignified thing and leaving you alone, they are stroking their ego and desperate need for attention at any cost.
“I’m sorry Michael, but I don’t like you like that. I think you’re a great guy and you’ll make someone happy someday. You’re a really good friend, you’re like, probably my BEST friend, so Let’s Just Be Friends.”

Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*
by October 16, 2022
Get the Let’s Just Be Strangers mug.

Italian stranger

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger
by Munchies42069 March 08, 2018
Get the Italian stranger mug.

Little Miss Stranger

When you sit on your own hand so that a cartoon character from work can give you a HJ by moving your arm while your numb hand holds onto your crank.
That bissh just gave Ocho-Rando a 'little miss stranger' to completion behind the dumpster at work and he barely felt it.
by Bendyfork December 27, 2023
Get the Little Miss Stranger mug.

honey stranger

Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.
Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.
by Sassy Ritz Cracker August 30, 2021
Get the honey stranger mug.

stranger._.things.fanp

stranger._.things.fanp is the best fan page kut there! Its the most swag one!
Have you heard of the stranger._.things.fanp?
Yes I have!
by stranger._.things.fanp June 10, 2021
Get the stranger._.things.fanp mug.

brazen stranger

An act akin to a regular stranger, the brazen stranger perpetrator sits on both hands until they cannot be felt or easily moved, and then stimulates both phallus and anus, causing the actions to feel as though they were externally caused.
"I'm going to watch rusty trombone videos and give myself a brazen stranger."
by tgnlol December 14, 2014
Get the brazen stranger mug.

Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care about each other with a feeling that can not be explained. Even they don’t know each other well, they try enough.
Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)
by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021
Get the Stranger friends mug.