stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

stoner's jesus by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

stoner colors 

A term meaning that u do drugs used by people in millville pa

I just go a pair of shoes that have stoner colors

stoner colors by chris from millville pa May 5, 2010

Stones Saturday 

Inaugurated November 2011, Stones Saturday is held on the last Saturday of every month. Stones Saturday involves listening to the Rolling Stones all day while drinking.

Stones Saturday is currently celebrated in Pensacola, FL, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and New Orleans.

Stones Saturday also requires that people celebrating dub themselves with a Stones-themed name.

"Put on 'Gimme Shelter.' It's Stones Saturday."

Stones Saturday by jamesmaijstral June 12, 2012

Stoner Coma 

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.

Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz

Stoner Coma by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008

stoner cat 

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

stoner cat by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

stoner 

Slang/Street term used to define someone who enjoys smoking marijuana on a daily basis. The common stoner, contrary to popular belief of excessive laziness, trouble making, or having a negative impact on society. In reality the common stoner is none of the above, they are often friendly, laid back, and understanding.

traveler - hey can you tell me how to get to East 12th Street from here?
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.

stoner by Josh & James January 5, 2009

Rolling Stones 

The badass version of The Beatles.

If you like the Beatles, then you'll love The Rolling Stones.

Rolling Stones by ColTim August 4, 2004