someone who is a piece of fucking shit

AJ
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit

AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around

Person 1: Who is AJ?

Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit

by AJ slurps on PP November 15, 2019

B my L on someones T's

"blowing" your "load" on someones,preferably a womans, "tits"

coined in the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

guy 1: hey lets go bar hopping tonight
guy 2: yea i need to B my L on someones T's.

by superduper98574 May 25, 2008

Eat someone out of house and home

to eat everything that someone has in the house

eat someone out of house and home
The entire football team came over and ate poor Sally out of house and home.

by XDowo August 22, 2017

Bringing up someone’s follower count

The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.

“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

by Dubbyhub August 24, 2021

Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

by jamz buck May 31, 2020

How to squeeze someones balls

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male

Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls

by How to squeeze someones balls May 07, 2021

I Want to talk to someone

hey, it will all get better kay? just because u don't see the end doesn't mean there isn't one. talk to someone u trust or someone who u know wont betray u. if u don't have someone, try joining friendly online servers to talk to someone but do be cautious. hug a pillow sometimes if u can't get a hug, it helps a lot. don't hurt yourself, u don't deserve it even if u think u do. u deserve a better time :)

try checking friendly discord servers. ones ik is friendscord

take care, hope u have a better time soon, u matter.

i want to talk to someone too

by It will be better June 04, 2022