ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!

OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019

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skate cash

A large amount of money, usually in the form of spare, disposable income

He has skate cash for a nice two bed

by Exquisite Cadaver October 22, 2019

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Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.

"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Brentmeister May 22, 2005

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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

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Skate

The activity better than scootering, involves a skateboard, get off the computer, grab your board, and shred. If you dont have a board, go to a skateshop (skateboard store), buy a board, and shred.
P.S: AVOID WALMART AT ALL TIMES!

Go shred dude, dont come back on here until you 360 heelflip that 5 stair in front of that building. Skate that park. Land that handplant.

by Not_Named September 4, 2016

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