If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."
"you should have bought a squirrel."
by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008
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Slang term for someone with learning difficulties or a mental disability. Alternatively, someone who is acting like a moron. Origin stems from random, sporadic open-mouthed head movements typical of sufferers where they appear to be trying to bite their own shoulder.
by Trojan Horse November 6, 2008
Get the shoulder-biter mug.Population of about 14,000. Once a popular location for musicians and recording artist, and was even referenced in Lynard Skynard's "Sweet Home Alabama". However the town is now lamer than lame and the coolest of the cool kids are forced to hang out in Wal-Mart parking lot while everyone else talks about the lameness of the town on facebook.
Jo: "So, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Beth: "Are you kidding me? We are in Muscle Shoals, AL, there is nothing to do."
Beth: "Are you kidding me? We are in Muscle Shoals, AL, there is nothing to do."
by CMB00 January 11, 2011
Get the Muscle Shoals, AL mug.Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
Get the fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. mug.Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008
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by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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