julie brown rule

"If you have to ask, the answer is yes." It is a philosophy of decision making when one has to deal with an internal question about how to govern one's own conduct.

Person One: "Should I go home with that guy?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Person One: "Should I have another drink?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."

by The Dashing Dirtbag October 7, 2014

Rule 65

Rule 65 of the Internet:

Any use of the word "irony" on the internet is incorrect.

Person 1, posting on an internet forum: "Dude, you totally don't understand irony. Irony isn't just a simple coincidence, it's more than that. Way to go, Alanis."

Person 2: "I'm going to go ahead and invoke Rule 65 here."

by NotUncleMidriff December 22, 2010

90 10 100 Rule

The rule which states that...

90% of the time a person is no more than 10km from their home, and 100m from their car

I couldn't find you anyware, you broke the 90 10 100 Rule.

by [e-mail] October 26, 2007

Rule 109

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

by Stratos862 February 6, 2021

80/20 rule

The belief that in a relationship, you'll never get 100% of what you want, so at most you get 80%. But some other person may come along and have that missing 20% you don't have. Some folks fall for the 20% just to realize they should've stayed for their original 80%. C/O Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?"

"Damn, my co-worker is so HOT and incredibly funny!"
"Think about the 80/20 rule, Becky. Think about it."

"Dawg! She is baaaad...34/22/36. Damn i would so hit that..."
"Whoa man; 80/20 rule dawg. Lisa is a good wife..."

by chiquitaBANANANANAbubu March 9, 2008

rule 43

You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Person A: Where the hell did you get all ten seasons of Friends?

Person B: Rule 43.

by Henry Adams June 29, 2008

rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win

What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/

by FBINinja July 29, 2008