cunt rooster

A cunt rooster is a fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker that can't keep their wandering cock out of other hen houses, aka vaginas. A great way to describe that special cheating son of a bitch in your life.

"Sean Thorpe is a total fucking cunt rooster."

by Your Lord And Saviour January 19, 2014

red rooster challenge

When you pour Sriracha around their asshole, and see how long they can stand the burn while you're going to town back there.

Dude, I made that bitch do the red rooster challenge. She says her hole is still burning!

by long lost los May 3, 2018

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

peanut butter rooter

two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"

I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.

by dillskin March 18, 2011

fucking stupid rooster

When someone that usually walks around like a rooster falls off of a picnic table while blindfolded.

Oh my god, look at Richard. He's acting like such a fucking stupid rooster.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

by timmah55 November 7, 2010

Dirty Rooster

When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.

I gave my bitch the dirty rooster last night and the cunt puked all over my fuckin bed!!!

by PV2 Cigarette December 21, 2008