retard

Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.

You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.

by Wills0 May 22, 2009

Retarded

The Republian Political Party. Republicans are widely considered conservative and unwilling to make progressive social and financial policy changes for the betterment of society, thus RETARDING the advancement of society.

The Bush Administration and the Republican Congress have retarded progress in the United States over the past 10 years and caused a huge economic depression as a result of their retarded ways of thinking.

by Cityzenx May 1, 2010

Retarditis

(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is

1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.

Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"

Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis

by rjcrjc May 11, 2011

retarded

(1) Generally a mentally handicapped person, with an IQ rating of below 80. As such used a general insult of intelligence. This can also be used with brief mental impairment resulting from alcohol or drugs.

(2) A female who induces stupification in all males who gaze upon her.

(3) Anything excepional, fantastic, or otherwise so good that it causes a brief period of mental impairment in the participant. e.g.

(1) "Retards ride the short bus, but they seem to like it."
"I got retarded at that party, a bottle of tequila, pot brownies, and a ball of coke!"
"I was roofie-grade retarded after eating all those Valiums last night."
(2) "Did you see that girl? She was so retarded I was drooling on myself!"
"She's too retarded for me, I swear I'd be speaking like a caveman if I managed to get close enough to talk to her."

(3) "His new car is retarded, I'm so jealous."
"That concert was retarded. I couldn't believe my ears."

by -=KrZ=- June 1, 2003

retarded

1. Something that is messed up
2. An insult
3. Something that's stupid

1. *looks at poster that's falling off wall* That poster's retarded
2. OMG your face is so retarded
3. Homework is so retarded

by Livvyxoxo April 27, 2014

retard

when someone is fucked up

Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard

by Germany Wilkinson March 8, 2009

retard

slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.

Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"

by girl45678493759 January 7, 2010