Puerto Rican Backhoe

Noun.
1. In the territory of Puerto Rico, a person who performs the work of the automated backhoe which we use in this country.
2. Word used to describe a manual labor person who is paid minimal wages and performs backbreaking work.

1. The Puerto Rican Backhoes were sent to Boston to work on the big dig.
2. Bob is nothing but a Puerto Rican Backhoe working for that construction firm.

by Morty October 20, 2003

Puerto Rican

1. A person from Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican Descent Also known as "Boricua" and "Nuyorican". Puerto Ricans can be of Native Indian, Black or White heritage but are usually a combo of the latter two races or of all three. They are awesome people and have the best personalities and looks. They make the Spanish language sound so beautiful.. to hear a PR boy speak is like erotic music to my ears :) The men are usually ladies men and will cheat and play you but will use their charm and humor to persuade you to not care. Puerto Ricans are often envied by other Latins for being the most attractive and for their being able to leave their country and move to the states whenever they want without worry of being deported. Mexicans often pretend to be Puerto Rican or "Mixed" with Puerto Rican despite it being obvious to anyone with eyes that they are not. Puerto Ricans typically are very athletic and are bad asses that will will beat your ass if provoked soo my advice to you is not to fuck with them.

Example 1:

Me : omg Jay cheated on me then dumped me cause I woudn't put out and he says I'm boring =(

Friend: He's Puerto Rican and can bang any girl he wants. Why would he waste time and effort to try and get in your pants, Ms NoBooty?

Me: o.O

Friend: Can I have his number?

Example 2:

Friend: Damn dat guy over there is sexy!!

Me: Well, Duhh! He's Puerto Rican!!

Friend: Im gonna go talk to him!

Me: Bitch didn't u hear me?? I said he's Puerto Rican, which means he's too good 4 u ugly dumb ass you will get rejected!

Friend: :-o

Me: Stay in your own league is all I'm saying

Friend: Maybe you're right. I'll go talk up that Mexican selling oranges by the freeway

Me: That'a girl

by IHateYouXoXo May 9, 2009

Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.

"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."

by butterismylover April 29, 2009

Puerto Rican Bean Dipper

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.

Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.

by The Hardbod July 16, 2008

puerto rican pullout

When your having sex with a girl and your about to cum pull out and snort a line off her butt

Yo Jeff do a puerto rican pullout on that bitch!

Dont be a pussy puerto rican pullout that hoe!

by 8o5 September 25, 2013

Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.

A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.

by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019

Puerto Rican Shower

Puerto Rican Shower is a racist assumption of Puerto Rican’s not showering regularly. Why does this page allowed racist pigs to define who Puerto Ricans are, you pieces of shit.

Puerto Rican Shower, only racist pigs came up with this term

by 1Jibara December 17, 2019