Puddled

A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.
"Are we getting slouched tonight?"~Carter

"Not a chance, were getting fucking puddled"~Andy
by Ran ran boban February 26, 2018
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Puddle service provider

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
by Mrfacto November 3, 2021
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puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021
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Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020
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Puddles

a really cute dog who just moved in to our house months ago. she usually hangs out in frankies room and sometimes comes in vinnys room when he is scoring some buckets on NBA she sometimes barks mainly at cats who usually sit on the wall she is a playable character on WWE2K22 on community creations so you can get her on there she sometimes tries to start beef with other dogs on the green near hudsons field and she loves playing with a squeaky chicken toy
puddles you little dancer
by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
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Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
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