three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

Problematic Men Syndrome

When you have a problem with a male who you interact with similar to oil and vinegar. You just don't mix with mindsets, ideals, morals, etc. They are beyond annoying and most of the time you ignore them hoping they will find someone else to bother and just poof be gone.

Deena: "Girl, what's wrong with you today?"

Shay: "I have PMS."

Deena: "Oh, damn sorry you got mad cramps?"

Shay: "No, I have man cramps as with Problematic Men Syndrome and the jerk just won't go away."

by Shani78 June 30, 2011

attitude problem

sarah v

by cooter April 25, 2003

Problemetts

A little annoying problem that just won't go away!

I have so many problemetts in my life that it's driving me crazy!

by Rose Hog July 22, 2007

Sneaky Math Problem

Any math equation that has no obvious answer at first glance. Will usually take some looking at/time to solve.

Teacher: BILLY! What is the answer to this problem! Be careful, this ones a Sneaky Math Problem.

Billy: Uhhhh...

by The.Ron.An June 10, 2011

problematised

Someone or something with many problems

i was talking to that problematised girl again earlier

by Wesley Wood October 9, 2008

I think that's a you problem.

The best way to say someone is in the wrong.

Person 1: why the fuck did you kill my dog!!!??
Person 2: I think that's a you problem.

by Come backs June 3, 2020