Slow Poke

Some one who pokes back on facebook very very late

that tara girl is such a slow poke...

by getcrazygetwild September 20, 2010

Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

poke dude

A poke dude is someone that a gay guy uses for a fun fuck. Usually against his lover's knowing

jonny says," hey sam, want to be my poke dude so i can ram ya in the ass?"

by fredlynne January 21, 2005

poking in the middle

An extension of poke, meaning explicitly to have sex with.

Think about where the organs involved are physically located and you'll understand where it came from.

I'm at work, so no poking in the middle for me.

by Evan B April 04, 2005

zombie poke

getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. then once it goes numb stick it into the girls puss. or for the real poke in the ass. and its just a poke cause the cold should only last the firs entry.

tonight i think my girl is going to feel the chill. I'm going to zombie poke her

by hymen123456 May 07, 2009

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 12, 2011

poke snot

Smoke pot.

1. Today sucked, let's poke snot to just chill out.

2. Dude, I want to poke some MAD snot right now.

by tessykinsss April 22, 2010