A soft little bean named Steph. She is beautiful and the cutest thing ever. She is always soft which makes her special. She is cute and is a great person that we need in this world.
by Kthtingz April 28, 2019
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by Kthtingz April 28, 2019
Get the Pjmbot mug.Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. Despite all that, he is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.
"Yo Pjotr."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"How is your day?"
"Fine."
"You got a B in the recent math test and now you're sad aren't you?"
"What? How did you know?"
"I could tell."
"We're texting."
"Indeed. So anyway, are you feeling alright?"
"You're stalking me aren't you? Come to my room."
"You already know I don't live in your country."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"How is your day?"
"Fine."
"You got a B in the recent math test and now you're sad aren't you?"
"What? How did you know?"
"I could tell."
"We're texting."
"Indeed. So anyway, are you feeling alright?"
"You're stalking me aren't you? Come to my room."
"You already know I don't live in your country."
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Get the pjux mug.The descriptional epitome of the beyond embarrassing, deplorable, narcissistic and disgraceful deeds of the cocky state of a being (or beings) that accentuates the very disrespectfulness and or manipulation of life its self... real world example: a junky who brags about being so high it takes 7 things of narcan to bring them back from death and or overdose when it only took 4 to bring their spouse back and so they feel they are more hard core then anyone else. All while taking a shit in the middle of a room in their apartment they are getting evicted from, with all their junky friends and pregnant junky spouse. Then taking the fecal matter and throwing it against the walls only to then "finger paint" profanity and god knows what else all over the walls with their own shit and leaving it there for others to clean up. All because their mother made them sign over their rights to their 4 kids.
That bitch is a pjadanermas junky who abandoned her four kids in order to whore herself to only to be paid in heroin and crack. Be sure to steer clear of that one.
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