mike pizza

a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.

Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?

Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.

by Johnny O'Malley February 21, 2011

Stoner Pizza

Those tiny little pizzas that stoners eat.

Hey I want some stoner pizza

by Azriel December 23, 2003

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009

pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.

Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating

by Problematize March 14, 2021

skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.

You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..

by Wobez July 25, 2014

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it

kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large

by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019