pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

african pinch off

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

by Vfhbl September 03, 2015

Pinch a Brennan day

A national holiday that occurs once a month on the 28th where everyone get to slap a person named Jenna

“I can pinch Brennan today”

“Why?”
“BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL PINCH A BRENNAN DAY”

by Jennasailsail October 22, 2019

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 10, 2018

vulcan dick pinch

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy

dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy

by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010

loaf pinching hoe

The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.

I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinching hoe.

by Chaz Randolph December 01, 2007

Penny Pinching Pimp

aka Triple P aka PPP is someone who has or claims to have large amounts of money yet refuses to spend any of it. Coined in London, ON Canada circa 2013

A: You need to get a bigger TV homie

B: Can't bro, no money

A: Damn penny pinching pimp

by MiniSquill March 10, 2014