pigeon fancier

Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.

Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.

Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).

"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)

"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)

by Anuspounder June 12, 2008

Dirty Pigeon

Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.

Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again

by mama f September 26, 2005

Fighting pigeons

The state of making out two people achieve upon spontaneously making a move for each other, after minutes of sexual tension, amongst friends and in a very public place.

Oh, look, Flex and Nicola are finally fighting pigeons.

by PastaBoy94 July 25, 2011

pigeon cannon

A cannon specially made to shoot
live pigeons at your enemy. Or friends.

John shot me with a pigeon cannon.
"i don't know it's not a real item"

by Sarah....summin' May 13, 2005

pigeon sex

where two birds meet and like have sex in dimly lit tree hole.

" i like your feathers....lets get back to my place and have pigeon sex."

by spencerrr September 30, 2006

Pigeon Drop

verb- the act of making a noise like a pigeon just before ejaculating on someone.

After hearing the warning "Brdddddd" and feeling the warm sensation on her left shoulder, Vanessa knew she had been pigeon dropped.

by RuleNumber72 May 15, 2011

pigeon toe

To be crossed over so badly in basketball that one's feet are pointed inwards like a pigeon's. Lingo used first in NBA Live 2004 in Jermaine Dupri's song Nobody Live Like Me.

::expert:: "...fresh da deppa ya got da pigeon toe goin now..."

by ATM April 4, 2005