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the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
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Pat Phillips

A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.
Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.
by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020
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phillip island buddies

the stinkiest but coolest ppl on the planet especially liv
wow those people are really stinky and cool must be the phillip island buddies
by bananabutttttttt June 22, 2020
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phillip special

Paying someone to give you a hand job
by obwiwy January 4, 2024
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Phillip

He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend
Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder

Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag

Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be

Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI

*EXPLOSION*
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The Phillips Effect

When your wife hardcore pegs her husband for so long that he actually becomes the subservient bitch in the relationship.
Damn Chads been a real bitch lately, Hope he isn't diagnosed with The Phillips Effect. His wife has been in his ass a lot lately.
by onearmbandit#FSP October 22, 2019
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Phillip

Lacking in parentage. Likes bugs. Blue hair and pronouns. Very bent.
"my mum's name is Phillip"
by EliottsBusinesz May 15, 2022
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