Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
Get the the captain phillipsmug. by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020
Get the Pat Phillipsmug. by bananabutttttttt June 22, 2020
Get the phillip island buddiesmug. by obwiwy January 4, 2024
Get the phillip specialmug. He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend
Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder
Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag
Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be
Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI
*EXPLOSION*
Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag
Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be
Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI
*EXPLOSION*
by Sponge John Circle Pantalones March 22, 2023
Get the Phillipmug. When your wife hardcore pegs her husband for so long that he actually becomes the subservient bitch in the relationship.
Damn Chads been a real bitch lately, Hope he isn't diagnosed with The Phillips Effect. His wife has been in his ass a lot lately.
by onearmbandit#FSP October 22, 2019
Get the The Phillips Effectmug. by EliottsBusinesz May 15, 2022
Get the Phillipmug.