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Pecker

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker
by nujon October 27, 2022
mugGet the Peckermug.

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.
UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.
by esoul January 3, 2024
mugGet the keep your pecker upmug.

Pecker Print

Pecker print is the mark that a guy’s pecker leaves in the sheets after banging.
That is so gross her bed is covered in pecker prints.
by B-khantel September 29, 2021
mugGet the Pecker Printmug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

Toilet Pecker

(Toilet Pecker) A person who defecates and eats it from the toilet bowl
Oh James you’re a toilet pecker
mugGet the Toilet Peckermug.

Pecker parrot

When you plop you cock on your girls shoulders and ask her does Polly want a pecker?
Earlier while you were outside I gave Kelly a pecker parrot
by Tmatt October 5, 2023
mugGet the Pecker parrotmug.

Pecker in Chief

One of 45’s favorite and once secret nicknames for himself, for obvious reasons.
The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024
mugGet the Pecker in Chiefmug.

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