he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.
by CJMordecai April 24, 2019
Get the evan peckermug. The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
Get the pecker premium pricemug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018
Get the chocolate peckermug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.
by Downeastah June 10, 2023
Get the Short-peckered nuisancemug. by aaaaaaaaaaa1234567890123456789 August 2, 2025
Get the Toilet Peckermug.