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Chasing Pavements

When a fat guy eats your ass out during gay sex. It's called chasing pavements.
Vitale loved chasing pavements with his homo flamer boyfriend Mike. He especially liked the leftover crud. He was a sick ass mofo.
by fuglyfog October 29, 2008
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pavementoyster

pavementoyster is rocking
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.
Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD
by KST18 May 6, 2009
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pavement princess

A whore. Typically of the finer variety (a 10 on the Ph scale) that makes a shitty living getting paid to let weird 4x4 truck dudes with tiny dicks bang her while she pretends to like it.
Hey look boys, Dickey Jr. snagged himself another pavement princess. Yepz, shes a laughing now. She seen his truck and his pecker. purt’ near 90 seconds. little dickey must be a practicin.
by Navel1 August 1, 2022
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paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.
I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.
by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005
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payed

paid for a person by another person
joy and robert payed for ellen
by choi December 28, 2005
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Pavel Akulinin

The Russian famous ass player in tennis.
he always wears stupid looking swimming pants when he plays his dirty ass game.
Its been stated that this thing also controls every gays dicks on this planet.
Your dick has been activated, because of the Pavel Akulinins effect.
by Harry Raikes April 19, 2009
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