This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the emotional microwave popcorn friendmug. by Sexydimma May 8, 2022
Get the Popcorn dumpmug. by DeekGray July 7, 2021
Get the Popcorn lunchmug. Is a passenger that is on a plane that once they sit down, they stand up every two seconds. This is in particular when they get one item and one item only from their carryon item that is stowed in the overhead bin.
This flight is full of popcorn passengers getting thing’s from the overhead compartment, I wish they would just sit down.
by Gert Barr April 1, 2021
Get the popcorn passengermug. When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
by Tyler jean November 24, 2016
Get the Popcorn musclesmug. by bugzonnasick1 February 2, 2025
Get the Space Popcornmug. Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"
Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"
Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"
by Auriohn September 15, 2021
Get the Popcorn timemug.