Passenger princess

Parasite.

Tinder whore: "I'm a passenger princess;)))"
Normal person: "Got it, you're a parasite. Now go get a driving license instead of acting like a beggar."

by Poster-imposter July 19, 2023

Passenger Seat Driver

A back seat driver, except helpful.

Driver: Ok so where is the club?
PSD: In about a mile. If I were you I would get in the left lane.
Driver: Thank you. You are such a passenger seat driver.

by DogFijs2 December 30, 2010

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

passenger missile

In the future, when the world is divided into two warring nations, and Earth has reached it's maximum populus. Airtravel becomes perilous when passengers are left with no choice but to serve as "live ammunition" in exchange for free airfare.

On this trip, the odds were grim for the weary passengers as they knew these skys were heavily patroled by the enemy. It will be fortunate if they land with half the people they took off with.

"H..Hey, you don't think that we'll run into another one do ya? The look on that last guys face when they launched him.. I don't wanna- EYAHHHHHHH"!!!

"I'd borrow cash from my uncle but they friggin' passenger missiled his ass last weekend on his way over"

by Daniel Padgett/Chris LaVine May 11, 2008

pissing down my leg

chewing someone out; severe reprimand; the act of verbally punishing someone for a misdeed.

Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg.

by YONEIGHBOR November 12, 2009

Pissing of telemarketers

How to get rid of telemarketers while having a good laugh!

Hello are you interested in buying condoms
YES!
Ok do you have a credit card
YES!
Can i have your credit card number?
YES!
ok what is it?
YES!
This happens and thus its also pissing of telemarketers
IS this a joke
YES!
Are you an idiot??
*Chuckle* *chuckle* YES!!!!!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

by The asshole troll September 5, 2011

passenger pranking

while riding in the passenger seat of a vehicle yelling random things into the air and screaming like you going to die even though there is no danger.

passenger pranking:
your riding to the store with one of your friends
you see a car drive by
CAR and then you start screaming.
or.
OMG ITS A CAR AHHH ITS GETTING CLOSER WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.
and as it drives by
oh were ok nevermind.

by cniel September 28, 2008