panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

panda pies

Playing patty cake with a panda....with no pants

I like to play patty cake with no pants with a panda or in other words , "panda pies".

by Suckame May 28, 2018

Panda Bear

Panda Bear-usually used to describea cute/short female that gets angryeasily and has a dead eye like stare

Dude that girl from math class is apanda bear

by Theschoolarara February 19, 2019

gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Fence Panda

A large or Smallmouth bass weighing over 5 pounds in weight. Mostly reffered in the south as a Fence Panda

I was fishing lilipads at a nearby lake yesterday and caught a fence panda, you should have seen the size of this fish.

by Yellow Thunder 21X July 20, 2011

panda express

fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness

Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!

by SexyLexie August 21, 2007