pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020

Pakamanskits

Bullshit

Eg. Wanker:wats a pakamanskits

Dickhead:don’t ask me blud

by 686326809532 September 25, 2020

Pajambulance

A Bell Jet Ranger with a litter kit that has a tail number ending in the abbreviation for pajamas.

“The Pajambulance is on its way to a 911 Tree Haul, code 3.”

by HotMike November 8, 2020

Panamanian Hug

In short, a 3 way.

Hey girls, what do you say we go back to my place and you give me a panamanian hug?

by Alexander The Lit November 22, 2020

pajams

Patterned, fancy, or matching pajamas.

She chose to wear the zebra pajams to bed.

by FHEPS888 March 15, 2021

pajamalamadingdong

Something that is not discussed in a polite conversation

That is the last time you play with your pajamalamadingdong

by WarperSamurai March 30, 2021

Pajama Douche

A phrase describing the male genitalia

Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!

by Milton Lee February 16, 2021