Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Tour tenders

Groupies

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020

vacay tour

Going on several vacations in a small period of time.

Let's go on a vacay tour this summer! I want to go to America with Jaimy, to Brazil with Marijke and to Sweden with Margaux!

by Whatevafeelsright June 6, 2018

Tour de Grindr

A "tour de Grindr" is often used humorously or colloquially to describe a situation where someone actively explores or engages with multiple people on Grindr in a short period. It can imply a casual or fast-paced approach to dating, hookups, or socializing via the app, sometimes even across different locations in a city or while traveling.

Freshly single and feeling adventurous, Marco embarked on a tour de Grindr, hopping from one hookup to the next like it was a competitive sport.

by johnsonmyjohnson February 20, 2025

ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 20, 2020