Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Dob-off

Unusually large, enormous, huge

She was carrying a dob-off suitcase.

I could eat a dob-off piece of cake right now.

That is one dob-off pair of gazungas

by Hyacinth1917 October 9, 2008

Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.

Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.

by Chocodiles August 17, 2012

Storm Off

To leave work suddenly without warning, or cause, or simply, to not show up at all.

“Hey you didn't show up for work, are you “Storming off?’”

“He came in for about five minutes, then decided to ‘Storm off’ for the rest of the day.

by Pastapecker January 9, 2022

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018