Sword of Omens

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."

Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!

by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009

omelet

A classic, beloved, tasty dinner food consisting of eggs cooked and folded over something else, like cheese or onions. Very delicious.

I made my girlfriend an omelet for dinner, and oh boy did I get lucky that night.

by int0xicat0r9700 October 16, 2004

omer nezam

a bad ass dude, the very thought of him gives girls orgasms and causes them to be pregnant

don't think of omer nezam or you will be pregnant with his child agian

by archmageomer October 6, 2013

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011

Greek Omelette

Crack three eggs in to a girls asshole. Then fuck the girl in the asshole vigorously to beat the eggs until you blow your load. Have the girl crap the concoction out into a hot frying pan. Cook like an omelette. Add feta cheese and serve.

My girlfriend hates her husband so we whipped him up a greek omelette.

by WilsonDog June 17, 2011

alpha chi omega

Possibly the one sorority that cannot fit any stereotype. There are girls that look like tri delts, DG's, KD's, Phi Mu's, Zeta's,Pi Phis, and Thetas; from my experience, at least. They are the ones, at least in my chapter, that don't really give a damn about what people think about them, but just strive to be the best sisterhood that they can be. We have girls who can drink you under the table, girls that can eat, girls that can make you laugh, and girls that are so bitchy they can make you cry. We are more of a fraternity than a sorority, and that is why I love us.

"What's Alpha Chi's stereotype? "
"I've heard of Alpha Chi Obesa...but that chick looks like a tri delt."
"Yeah but that one looks like a Phi Mu..."
"What about Alpha Chi Ho-mega?"
"Yeah..that chick over there really knows how to get down"
"But that one doesn't go out...she's kind of a nerd, actually"
"Ha..well, I've got it..Alpha Chi-oholics"
"Isn't every sorority girl an alcoholic?"
"What the hell is going on?...I feel like I'm in the twilight zone...I feel like someone took all of the sororities and mashed them together to make Alpha Chi Omega."

by peacelovecrunk October 19, 2007

The Omega Virus

The best fucking board game 2nd to risk.

Me: "Wanna play The Omega Virus."
Clay: "Yellow, help me."

by terranbeau November 24, 2004