Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday a perfect day for wedgies

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie

by Cm2255653 January 06, 2025

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 04, 2013

Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.

by Lildeb830 July 13, 2022

Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.

It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.

by Hali Sweep June 20, 2021

Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.

I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.

by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018

Oddball Wednesday

When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.

*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"

by JawlineKitkat February 03, 2016

wednesday week

English (UK) expression. Virtually never used in the US. Meaning a week from Wednesday.

I’m hoping to forget this whole nightmare by wednesday week

by Sicilian Cowboy July 25, 2023