mind fucking

Convincing yourself that by over analyzing a situation you can gain control over it when, in reality, it is impossible to control.
He was mind fucking himself trying to figure out what he could do to make her love him.
by chelseachelsea March 28, 2007
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mind control

Having mind power of someone. Get inside of someone's head.
1. Dennis Rodman would mind-f--- his opponents when he would play for the Bulls.

2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
by saints_60426 November 14, 2003
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Mind Fuck

To remove the eyeball and insert the penis into the ocular cavity and beyond.
I'mma gonna fuck your mind baby! Let's Mind Fuck.
by nsg1076 July 28, 2009
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Open minded

What you call someone who agrees with YOUR viewpoint.
Ant. Closed Minded:

What you call someone who disagrees with YOUR viewpoint.
by Jean Paul Mama February 03, 2005
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Mind Fuck

12 Advantages For Control

Advantage 1: The Bullshiter
Advantage 2: The Whiny Bitch
Advantage 3: The Pussy
Advantage 4: The Freak
Advantage 5: The Dumbass
Advantage 6: The Airhead
Advantage 7: The Roach
Advantage 8: The Skank
Advantage 9: The Instigator

Advantage 10: The Whore

Advantage 11: The Pharaoh

Advantage 12: The Big Mouth

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Mind fuck: Politicians are magicians; everything is an illusion so you can't see what goes on behind closed doors. The people in power love when you whine and show your weakness by depending on a system to take care of your issues. They love you to be dependent on them so they can tell you what you want to hear. Politicians keep us dumb & lazy. Sure they claim to share and fight for your issues/values but they have their own agenda. We just follow the best liar we want to hear trick us. Stay naive!
by MindFuck:12Advantages4Control December 30, 2011
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closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.
by Gahmuret July 05, 2006
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Mind Fuck

The distinct feeling of being utterly confused. Often as a result of school work, a messed up movie, or Shakespeare.
Me: That physics test was a mind fuck.
You: Yea, I had english and we're studying Shakespeare.
Me: We've both been mind fucked.
by Mind Fucked November 16, 2004
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