National Titty Day

On the 10th of every month is reffered to as National Titty Day where you Totty fuck all day or bite, kiss, or suck on a tit all day

Hey dude can you come over

No its national titty day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking

by Jonny doet January 14, 2016

National Shrek Day

June 4th is the day where you binge watch all shrek movies. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

“Hey Billy, when is National Shrek Day?”

“Praise our lord and savior... Shrek... Shrek...Shrek”

by A_Step Chicken May 19, 2020

National mens day

November 19 2021. National mens day is a day celebrating the culture, political, and the invention of men. Woman of Gen-Z tend to not like this day of jealousy

men: Hi did you no it's National mens day.
woman: There is no such thing as National mens day you sexist.
men: yes there is its November 19. Suck it up butter cap

by Factpolice March 30, 2021

national meme day

National meme day is when recreate a meme

Happy national meme day buddy

by The applesauce May 26, 2018

national cum day

National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...

Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!

by Troyfrombsu December 4, 2017

National Bsf Day

National Bsf Day is on October 28 show off your bestie

"You busy the 28th?"
"Yes"
"Doing what?"

"Celebrating National Bsf Day you no bestfriend having ass hoe!"

by HitOrMiss69 October 26, 2019

NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves

Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together

by Pornhubba June 10, 2019