different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 27, 2024

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Everyone is Different

no one is exactly the same, physically and mentally.

i went to my AA group last nite they explained that everyone is different and its hard to get off alcohol sometimes...

by titicaca September 20, 2003

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Different-sames

Used in reference to someone to explain that the subject that they are talking about are all in the same

I meant potato not tomato. Different-sames

by Mr. Dudatron June 25, 2019

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The difference between justification and understanding

Oh we understand it now! That a thing we understand now because the violence is being directed in the way we want the distinction is a thing we accept now.

Hym "So, I used to talk about the difference between justification and understanding and now we all understand that I was CORRECT. I am justified in saying that this is the kind of shit that gets your kids murdered and instead of NOT DOING IT... You are doing it and robbing me... And somehow... That is supposed to teach me to not murder your kids? So now that we are all on the same page. You need to UNDERSTAND that you need to change what you are doing in such a way that it gets me my money. Because you are not JUSTIFIED in taking from me and if we are doing unjustified things to eachother... I KNOW WHAT UNJUSTIFIED THING I'M GOING TO PICK."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

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